Cannibal Hookers (Vimeo/Remake) – So the independent icon Donald Farmer is back with his latest project and it is a remake of his 1987 independent cult classic ‘Cannibal Hookers’. Carmilla is a beautiful all powerful woman that sleeps in a casket for no other reason than she is the leader and her blood gives cannibal immortality to other young ladies or in this case “hookers”. We get several scenes of the cannibal hookers eating their clients or johns (one of them being the famous Addison Binek) until they come across Kristen. They take interest in her and bring Kristen into the group. But with bringing her into the group she has baggage like a crazy, shouting priest Kristen ran away from. On top of that we have a bounty hunter searching every dark place she can looking for the cannibal hookers to kill them. The feature is fun, a little sleazy, and of course knowing the icon Donald Farmer is still going strong. But what didn’t help the film is the filler or cannibals at the bootleg Chucky Cheese place, the quick kill of the crazy priest, and the use or lack of “the bounty hunter”. Overall I believe I am a bigger fan of ‘Shark Exorcist’ but this remake did give the line of the year “We are sisters with benefits” and for that I give the entertaining flick 2 ½ out of 4 stars.
“My Teacher Has a Gun” review
The Drive-in Horrorshow boys, Greg Ansin and Michael Neel have a new short story for you at their website. A great short story about a Spanish teacher Ronald Phillips and the absolutely shitty day he is having. The short story absolutely captures the spirit of what school was like for me decades ago but also what it is like to be a grownup living paycheck to paycheck. I enjoyed the subject matter of the story being something current and a flashpoint subject for people who have many varying opinions. It is a story that can grab you depending what side of the fence you are on? But like me if you are push that to the side and just enjoy the brilliant writing for a few minutes that thrusts you back to the good old school daze. I give the story 4 stars all the way and these guys never disappoint. So go check out this free story and browse their website.
The story is free on our website, a free e-reader and pdf download, and on Wattpad.