Gross Movie Reviews

I am a horror movie fan that believes in Joe Bob Briggs three B’s: Blood, Boobs, and Beer! But also I was a born and bred Pittsburgh kid who had heavy doses of Chilly Billy and found Tom Savini who is also from the burgh. Watching Joe Bob’s Monstervision and USA Up All Night every weekend when I wasn’t watching horror flicks late at night on Skinamax I was renting from such stores Movietime and then Incredibly Strange Video that help shape my life, my personality, and my obsession with seeing every horror film ever made! Now crack open a beer and enjoy!

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  1. Hey there!

    First off, want to say that I love this blog/site. It’s just fun to read, and you make it fun. I also love how supportive you are of indie horror of all types. It is due to this last part in particular that I am writing you this comment. I would have e-mailed you this but I could not find your e-mail address listed.

    Now, if this gets a bit pitchy, I do apologize. I’m just very passionate about what I am about to share with you.

    I have an indie horror film in progress, that I am co-writer, editor & associate producer of , North Woods: A Motion Picture of Unrelenting Terror.

    Here’s a summary of the film:

    In the vein of such terrifying films as Phantasm (1979), The Evil Dead (1981) & The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), comes psychotic motion picture of unrelenting terror! A horror film set in modern times, but is shot, stylized & paced like a film straight from the 70’s & 80’s. But despite its’ sense of nostalgic familiarity, it flips many of the old tropes & cliches on their heads & will keep you on the edge of your seat, not knowing what is bound to happen next…

    From within the woods, a blood splattered young man, John Prescott, runs out in front of a car, terrified and muttering gibberish. Enter Dr. Pamela Alley, an esteemed psychiatrist, and Detective Morris, her contact & partner from the local police force, who have just been assigned the boy’s case. As the teen begins telling his diabolical tale of a local weekend vacation gone horribly wrong, it becomes clear that nothing is ever what it seems when a very troubled substitute teacher, with a webbed past of nightmares, emerges as the center of the proceedings. What keys does she hold to the nearly phantasmic events surrounding the area for the last several years?

    When it comes to the woods in Brahams County… sometimes digging for answers digs your grave…
    …And if you go in… you won’t come out.

    Featuring legendary Indie Horror/B-Movie scream queen talents of Debbie Rochon & Lynn Lowry, North Woods guarantees you an authentic visceral yet surreal experience, straight from the era where Grindhouse Slashers & Drive-in Horror relentlessly ruled the cinemas!

    Here is the link to our teaser trailer:

    Here is the link to our opening scene, featuring Debbie Rochon:

    Here is another exclusive sneak peek clip from the film:

    Here is the link to our Facebook:
    https://www.facebook.com/NorthWoods2015Film

    Here is the link to our Twitter:
    twitter.com/NorthWoods2015

    We are about 75% of the way through making it, but are currently running an IndieGoGo campaign for the film due to hitting a financial snag. We are in the last week of the campaign & we are just trying to raise $5500 so we can finally finish the movie, as production is currently in hiatus, and we need help in getting the word out there, because all we want to do is share this film with the rest of the world. The campaign is currently set to end on December 2nd & has currently raised $2,039.

    Here is the link to our IndieGoGo campaign:
    igg.me/at/NorthWoods2015Film

    Here is the link to our campaign video:

    Here is an exclusive interview that we did with Debbie Rochon:

    You can also find our poster art, as well as a bunch of stills from the film, under the Gallery tab of our IndieGoGo campaign too.

    We’re also offering all of these fantastic perks through the campaign(here’s a list of all of the stuff we are offering):

    *3% of Film’s Profits
    *Executive Producer Credit on Film
    *Invitation to Film Premiere
    *Exclusive Film Prop (Limited Quantities Available)
    *Reproduction Prop
    *Exclusive CD Edition of Film Soundtrack
    *MP3 Version of Film Soundtrack
    *Signed 2-Disc DVD Edition of Film with Personalized Video Message
    *Special 2-Disc DVD Edition of Film
    *1-Disc DVD Edition of Film
    *Storyboards
    *Cast & Crew Signed Official Film Poster
    *Official Film Poster
    *Exclusive Access to Behind-the-Scenes Material & Sneak Peek Clips
    *Personalized Autographed Photos From BOTH Debbie Rochon & Lynn Lowry!
    *Exclusive Access to Online Screener of Film
    *Personalized Autographed Photo From YOUR CHOICE of either Debbie Rochon or Lynn Lowry!
    *Set of 4 Lobby Cards
    *Receive Special Thanks in End Credits
    *Honorary Certificate
    *Honorable Mention on the film’s Facebook & YouTube page.

    One perk in particular that I think would catch peoples’ interest is this one.

    It is called Lucky 13!
    For only mere $13, it gets you all of this:

    *Personalized Autographed Photos From BOTH Debbie Rochon & Lynn Lowry!
    *Exclusive Access to Online Screener of Film
    *Set of 4 Lobby Cards
    *Receive Special Thanks in End Credits
    *Honorary Certificate
    *Honorable Mention on the film’s Facebook & YouTube page.

    That is a deal that you cannot beat!
    You have to pay WAY MORE at a convention to even get an autographed photo from just one of them!!

    In fact, we will be doing a Black Friday special where all perks $20 & up are going to be 40% off.

    Now, I know this is a tall order, but I wanted to ask if you could help us out by sharing the news on the site, so that way we can increase our chances of finishing this film and be able to share it with everyone, including you. If you are not able to, I do understand & hope that you at least enjoyed what you saw & read. Even if you could write back a reply to let us know what you think, that would be appreciated too.

    I can be reached at flowtacentertainment@gmail.com

    Anyway, that is all from me.
    Thank you in advance!

    From,
    Jason K.

    • Jason, glad to hear from you and yes its not a problem to post updates, news, or information about your film. Hell I encourage people to send me stuff like yours for me to help get the word out.

      Tim Gross

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