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This week John is on vacation so Kyle and Tim are going back to the old school approach. 3 movies, 2 dudes and a whole lot of good movies to talk about. First we scream ” DEATH TO THE LACTOSE INTOLERANT’ as we cover the Swissplotation epic MAD HEIDI. Then Eric Roberts and John Voight break out of prison and hop aboard a RUNAWAY TRAIN. And finally a burned up Richard lynch convinces some folks to become snipers while Andy Kaufman runs around a new York Saint Paddy’s Day parade in GOD TOLD ME TO. We also answer your listener questions, recap all the news and new trailers, and round up what we have been watching this week. So download this episode or you will disappoint our very Swiss leader Casper Van Dean.
This week we try something different. We invite our good buddy Out Of Print Dan onto the show to talk about the greatest year for genre film of all time 1987… But this time its draft day! We will be compiling a list of what we thing the top 18 movies released in 1987 were. And as always we talk about the news, recent watches, and whatever the hell we want to talk about. We got Dan of the show for Crist’s sake! So download this episode or you might get drafted as the next Cleveland Browns quarterback, we don’t wish that on anyone.
This week it’s that time again. It’s time to discuss the best and the worst of what we saw in 2022, And with John out on vacation we invited another Jon on to fill. Jon Cross joins us along with stalwart T-Shirt Joe to discuss the stuff we jammed into our eyeballs in 2022. We also ponder the state of theatrical and streaming possibilities for the near future. And as always we read your personal lists of what was good and what was bad all year long. So download this episode or baby new year will poo poo all over your Blu ray collection.
This week we return to converse about 3 more flicks. First a cultish kids flick with that one guy from The Young Ones and that Fast Times pool lady in DROP DEAD FRED. Then we have a sexy disco Dracula and some Donny P. in DRACULA from 1979. And finally we have a wheelchair bound karate master that works as a mob enforcer at their pool parties in MR. NO LEGS. We also talk about what we have been watching lately, Kyle’s dislike of Christmas horror movies, new possible Friday the 13th stuff, and a lot more stupidity. So download this episode or Sean Cunningham will sue ya!
We have three more flicks to talk about this week. First Tim picks the remake of the Jamie Lee Curtis 80’s slasher straight from Tubi TERROR TRAIN 2022. Next we have some naked cannibal campers in NAKED CANNIBAL CAMPERS, and finally we have a movie that Kyle retitled Underground fuck trolls from Detroit in BARBARIAN. We also read all the news that is fit to speculate on. Answer your listener questions, and run down all your listener questions. So download this episode or Richard Brake won’t be your neighbor.
This week we have 3 more movies to converse about. First what happens when Johnny Depp dies, becomes sentient A.I. and downloads himself onto the internet? WORLD DOMINATION of course in TRANSCENDENCE. Then we have a true gem. It’s a violent, very Canadian version of Assault on Precinct 13 in SIEGE featuring a young Philadelphia Collins (BAMMMM!) And finally we have DEADSTREAM where a you tuber grabs a camera and films some creep stuff inside an abandoned house, but this time it does not suck (I’m looking at you Dashcam) We also cover what we have been watching, the latest news, and we answer all your listener question. So download this episode of The Mustard Tiger will lay waste to your home (Pew.pew.pew)
On this episode Kyle finally decides to face his Dave Grohl based fears and watch his movie STUDIO 666. Tim talks about a mad max type of Australian jam with a lot of the same actors from that film in THE CHAIN REACTION. And finally John takes a stab at a viral outbreak flick called VIRUS 32. We also chat about all the topics that need to be chatted about such as football, what we have been watching, the news, and whatever else we wanna bullshit about. You know the normal thing. So download this episode or Kerry King won’t come over to tune your guitar.
This time we return with some more movies that will make you wanna put your hand into a blender. First up we have a flick that answers the question of how annoying can YouTubers get in DASHCAM, then we have judo chops, hip tosses, and groovy 70’s torture in a swinging castle in BLOODY PIT OF HORROR, and the finally Brion James goes into the woods to fight Tim Thomerson in DOMINION. I’ll let you guys guess at what movies were picked by whom. And as always we cover what we have been watching this week, the news, and we answer your listener question. So download this episode or the crimson executioner will hip toss you into a spider web.
On this glorious day we assemble again to talk about weird things, weird people, and weirder movies. First up its hot chicks and a carwash in BIKINI BLOODBATH CARWASH. Then Kyle finds a movie that has an evil horse, a snorting Nazi pigman, a cool castle, a ghost ship on top of a mountain, and a mummy for no reason in DEVIL STORY. Then Tim wraps it all up by talking about a great anthology in NIGHTMARES form 1983. We also got the usual chit chat in what we have been watching, the newest news, and your listener questions. So download this episode or a Nazi man bear pig will cap your ass with a pump handle shotgun.
On this week’s show Tim called in sick so we invited our friend Patricia to sit in and bullshit with us. First movie on the card is what happens when you do a remake and make it as fun, as sleazy, and as fishy as possible in PIRHANA 3D. Then Patricia thrills us by talking about one of the best cult movies to have ever been in NIGHT OF THE CREEPS. And finally some people hate it, some people love it, and can you guess what side of the fence we land on when we cover HALLOWEEN ENDS. We also talk about our towns Halloween traditions and how the churches are ruining it. What we have watched this week. The news (or lack thereof). And we answer your listener questions. So download this episode and tell us which Tom Atkins you prefer. A stash less one or the right one.
This week we all come back to the table to discuss 3 more flicks and out weekly Amityville movie. First Kyle picks a flick he has never seen just to find out why Chuck Norris refuses to bathe and has sex with ladies in mud puddles in LONE WOLF MCQUADE. The John covers the weirdo South American super hero flick PUMAMAN and we all wonder why Donald Pleasence can’t pronounce the word Puma. And finally Tim picks a sequel of a movie we all hated the first time around in WORMWOOD: APOCALYPSE. All this and we answer your listener questions, read the news, and go over what we have been watching in the past week. So download this episode or we will bury you in the dirt inside your Ford Bronco.
This week we gather again to discuss more movies. And this week we have some real weird ones. First it’s DOCTOR STRANGE… only it’s the made for TV. movie from 1978. Then Tim talks about cats… and Donald Pleasence… and Peter Cushing… and some more cats in THE UNCANNY. And finally a real gem from the last couple years (or at least Kyle thinks so) in MALIGNANT. Oh, and we also have Eric Roberts in an Amityville movie or whatever. We also do the norm of answering your listener questions. Recapping the movie watching habits of the past week, and reading the news. So, download this episode or Bootleg Doctor Strange will turn back time and slap your little baby face.
This week we have a doozy of a show. First we have kids in a bucket, skull fucking, and umbrella fu in one grizzly, gnarly, take no prisoners gut punch of a movie in THE SADNESS. The Tim talks about a serial killer targeting a group of kids in suburbia in SUMMER OF 84. Then Kyle talks about some kids in suburbia jacking around with a samurai sword in SUPER DARK TIMES. We also chat about what we have been watching, the weekly movie news, and we also answer your listener questions. So download this episode or your kids will hate you.
We return and this week we have more movies and madness to talk about. First watch Joe Don Baker crash cars and make out with Susan Sarandon in CHECKERED FLAG OR BUST. Then a movie only Tim Gross could find in DISGUSTING SPACE WORMS EAT EVERYONE. then we chat about a movie that is a truly hidden gem in 2020’s THE CURSED. And finally we have to talk about this week’s installation in the Amityville saga in AMITYVILLE DOLLHOUSE. We also get into what we’ve been watching, Kyle’s total addiction to Elden Ring. Misty Mundae and her lousy movies. And a whole lot more. So download this episode or all your Cinemax soft core skin flicks will be deleted off your hard drive.
This time we return and we are bringing even more genre treats with us. First we have the Shaw brothers bringing you a weirdo guy in a rubber suit monster mash in THE OILY MANIAC. Then it’s a made for TV. jam in MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS. And finally DOCTOR SLEEP… because Kyle wanted to make 2 guys who hate the original Shining watch the sequel. We also have many discussions about the proper freezing methods when it comes to your snacks. Bruce Willis and his unfortunate illness. and everyone watches the new Spider Man flick. We also read the newest news, rundown what we have been watching, and as always we answer all you listener questions. So download this episode or Doctor Strange will banish you to the mirror dimension.
IT’S JOHN’S BIRTHDAY… And we are celebrating by doing the same old same old show. As always we have 4 more flicks to talk about. First we have an Ed Wood flick that was requested by listener Jody in JAILBAIT. Then we have a slimy slime filled in BIO-SLIME. And a really great 2020 jam in CENSOR. And this week’s installment in the Amityville saga is Amityville Haunting. Also we chat about the many ways to get and or avoid pinkeye. Middle age poop flingers, Skyrim and Kyle’s addiction to Elden Ring. And Tim and Kyle run down their trip to Cinema Wasteland. And as always we read your listener questions, read the news, and rundown what we have been watching this week. So download this episode or you’ll take an arrow to the knee.
This week we reassemble to chat about 3 more flicks that we have hand-picked for your viewing pleasure… or pain. First we have what Kyle was going to a flick about a killer waterslide but turns out to be a much different movie in AQUASLASH, then we cover an oldie but a goodie in John’s pick THE MONSTER OF PIEDRAS BLANCAS, And finally the only slice of Evelsploitation known to man in VIVA KNIEVAL. Was also yammer on about the ins and outs of being “woke” in today’s polite society and Kyle’s complete lack of understanding of this. Why not to write a book about Evel Knievel, The new Batman joint. And a lot of other off the cuff topics. And as always we rundown what we have been watching this past week, we answer your listener questions, and we read all the made up horror movie news that bloody disgusting decided to make up this week. So download this podcast or a 70’s stuntman will bash your skull in with a baseball bat.
This week we have werewolves, bigfeets, RoboCops and haunted clocks. First Tim picks a doozy (as only Tim can) in Bigfoot’s bride. Then we dig up a weird made for T.V. flick in The Werewolf of Washington. Then Kyle talks about one of his most beloved sequels of all time in Robocop 2. And finally a haunted clock wreaks havoc in Amityville 1992: It’s about time. And as always we talk about other topics such as exactly how many people DeShaun Watson showed his weenus to. The ins and outs of a great massage, Kyle visits a monster themed pizza joint, Facebook vigilantes, the outing of Kyle’s local town weirdo, and other stuff. We also recall the news of the week, rundown all the things we’ve been watching this week. And as always we answer all your listener questions. So download this episode or DeShaun Watson might just show you his weenus!
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