Gross Movie Reviews #376

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Gross Movie Reviews #376

 

Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs (DVD) – Sometimes you wonder why these types of movies exist? Simply two things: One as long as I am alive I will find them and two I believe someone is stealing my dreams while I sleep or the government is uploading crap from my mind. Yes folks, call Mulder and Scully I think I am an X-file! Anyway, Eric Roberts shows up for a paycheck as a drunk local and Vernon Wells shows up as a badass as usual where he is trying to keep a mine going and escape dinosaurs in this small town. Local boy comes back home to small town Montana to find things have changed and not for the better. A mine explosion happens and dinosaurs are running loose eating the locals but Vernon wells and the local sheriff I trying to keep a lid on the multi-million dollar mining operation. Eventually local boy gets back on a horse and saves everyone but not before you will notice that if you are an old dude in this flick you have a hot girlfriend that is 20 years younger than your character… I give it 1 ½ stars, honestly it has Vernon Wells!

 

Yongary, Monster from the Deep (DVD) – Love Godzilla, enjoy random giant lizard movies, well you may enjoy bootleg Godzilla in this 1967 Korean B-movie? A mysterious earthquake happens and next thing you know a horned giant lizard starts fucking shit up. It’s the 60s and most likely this played constantly at the drive-in as I give it 2 stars.

 

The Orphan (VHS/DVD-R) – A weird and relatively unknown horror/thriller that was made in 1977. But what was weird and interesting was the film wasn’t released until late 1979 and was actually titled ‘Friday the 13th: The Orphan’? But some money changed hands and that was movie history as we all know the slasher genre was sent into overdrive! But the story revolves a young boy named David whose parents die so he must go live with his old Aunt Martha and oh by the way the film is set in the 1920s. David slowly goes nuts and begins praying to a stuffed Monkey in a shed and old Aunt Martha drives him into madness which gives the film a very dark ending. I give the film 2 stars.

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Dark (Vimeo/DVD) – A new low budget flick from the writer and directors of such independent projects ‘Gut’ and ‘Phobia’ which I enjoyed immensely but also executive produced by Joe Dante so you got my attention. The film is set during a blackout in 2003 New York City where Whitney Able plays Kate aka bootleg version of Jennifer Jason Leigh which is always a good thing in my book. Kate is lost in life… She is not sure about her girlfriend, her life, and so on but then the blackout happens when her girlfriend goes out of town for the weekend. Kate is alone and decides to head to the bar to make some bad decisions. Soon she finds herself being followed and returns home only to darkness. This is where the story gets really weird because it raises the questions of did it happen, is she imagining it all, and did she even go to the bar? Her world unravels in this dramatic and beautiful world of weirdness I enjoyed. ‘Dark’ cannot be labeled a horror film as so much a thriller as you know you are getting something different from these guys involved with the project as they make projects that don’t fit into one genre. Think outside of the box in so many words as I give ‘Dark’ 3 out of 4 stars. Want to know about the film go check out: www.darkthefilm.com .

 

Future Hunters (VHS/YouTube) – Robert Patrick’s first flick from and 1986 and the Philippines where he (Slade) and his girlfriend are entrusted with the “Spear of Destiny” by a time traveling dude named Matthew. Matthew is from 2025 after the holocaust and believes this is the only way he can save his world and stop the holocaust from happening. So Matthew travels back in time to 1986 and meets Slade. But evil is coming and it’s in the form of Nazis and the Nazi version of Playboy Buddy Rose! The couple goes looking for Professor Hightower who is the key to helping them saving the world. But along the way they run into crazy kung fu people, amazon tribes on horseback, car chases, explosions, cave full of midgets, amazon women, and gators! After several ordeals Slade and his girlfriend make a deal with the sledgehammering midgets in the cave and find the rightful place for the “Spear of Destiny” and save the world. If it helps make this film any better it is from the same dude that gave us ‘Wheels of Fire’ as I give the flick 3 stars.

 

Sugar Hill (DVD) – A young lady named Sugar wants vengeance after her man is killed by gangsters who want his club. But she just isn’t down for any vengeance; she wants to get medieval on their gangster asses and recruits the likes of Baron Samedi or Baron Zombi if you are a yinzer like me. And Baron Samedi has zombies that are former slaves that died on their way to America. A fun 70s zombie flick you must add to your collection if you haven’t already as I give it 3 ½ stars.

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Unearthed & Untold: The Path to Pet Sematary (DVD/Vimeo) – These days it seems a lot of documentaries are being made about horror films and such. Some deserve it? ‘Pet Sematary’ deserved it for sure for its impact on the horror genre. Honestly horror movie fans it was one of the better book to film adaptions of King’s. The Stephen King story that was brought to life by director Mary Lambert had a long journey and interesting one. The film came at the end of the “Slasher Era” and no studio wanted it to be made mainly because of the kid death in the story/script/movie. But with a strike looming at the time Mary Lambert and others took advantage of this and the rest was film history. The documentary takes a very in-depth look how it got from book to film but also how it’s one of King’s darkest books that scared him when he first wrote it. The filmmakers tracked down everyone that had anything to do with the film and they share stories of how the production got to Maine instead of California but what it meant to the small town Maine residents especially being a Stephen King movie. Plus the interview with all the cast members involved sharing their stories of on and off set makes this one the best and interesting horror documentaries of recent times. I believe it was crucial having Mako Hughes talk about his experience and what he actually remembers of the project to make this the perfect documentary for ‘Pet Sematary’ fans. The film did win “Best Documentary” at the Rhode Island International Horror Film Festival in 2014 which I know why and give it 4 out of 4 stars. For more info on the project and its upcoming release check out: Official Store: http://shop.terrorfilms.net/ , Official Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnP7swXKQXo, Official Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/UnearthedandUntold, Terror Films Website: www.terrorfilms.net .

 

Voodoo Island (DVD) – A great late 50s b-horror film starring Boris Karloff as a man who debunks: ghosts, demons, and present day myths. He leads an expedition to a tropical island where a millionaire wants to build his best vacation hotel yet. But surveyors that were sent there before disappeared and the lone survivor is in a zombie like trance. Once there weird stuff begins to happen like food going bad, boat doesn’t work, and plants just happen to eat people! Fun stuff and it looks like old Boris Karloff had a lot fun with this project as I give it 3 stars.

 

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“FRIDAY THE 13TH” CREATOR SEAN CUNNINGHAM TO RECEIVE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

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“FRIDAY THE 13TH” CREATOR SEAN CUNNINGHAM TO RECEIVE

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD DURING 14TH ANNUAL NYC HORROR FILM FESTIVAL, AT NEW

VENUE TIMES SCARE, NOVEMBER 12–15, 2015!

 

02/09/2009 - Sean Cunningham - "Friday The 13th" Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals  - Grauman's Chinese Theater - Hollywood, CA. USA - Keywords: Sean Cunningham - False -  - Photo Credit: Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos - Contact (1-866-551-7827)

02/09/2009 – Sean Cunningham – “Friday The 13th” Los Angeles Premiere – Arrivals
– Grauman’s Chinese Theater – Hollywood, CA. USA – Keywords: Sean Cunningham – False – – Photo Credit: Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos – Contact (1-866-551-7827)

New York, NY – Sept. 8, 2015. The

14th edition of the New York City Horror Film Festival celebrates the career of

FRIDAY THE 13TH progenitor Sean S. Cunningham this November with the festival’s

Lifetime Achievement Award. Responsible for one of the major characters of

slasher cinema in the form of Jason Voorhees, Cunningham also joined with the

late Wes Craven in their dark underground classic THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT.

And of course Mr. Cunningham receives his prize on Friday Nov. 13!

 

Also

producing other installments in the FRIDAY THE 13TH series including JASON GOES

TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY, JASON X, and FREDDY VS. JASON, Cunningham is also

responsible for the HOUSE series, producing the original feature, its sequel

HOUSE II: THE SECOND STORY, and HOUSE IV. Cunningham is now in production on

FRIDAY THE 13TH: CRYSTAL LAKE CHRONICLES in the role of executive producer,

slated for a 2016 debut.

 

The festival runs Nov. 12–15, 2015, at Times Scare,

669 8th Avenue., right on Times Square’s famed 42nd Street, aka “The Deuce.”

Times Scare is enhanced with custom-built designs and elegant macabre décor

including a state-of-the-art haunted house and skeletal bar. The venue’s history

traces back to the crematorium that operated there in the roaring ’20s and the

dark echoes of old Times Square’s bawdy past. The festival selection committee

is currently reviewing this year’s submissions and will announce in October,

along with the Opening Night film and the second award receipient. The schedule

and ticket link go live in October at nychorrorfest.com

 

The NYC Horror Film

Festival was born in 2002 by filmmaker Michael J. Hein as a venue for newer

independent horror filmmaking. After Michael’s passing in 2011, the festival

created the Michael J. Hein Achievement Award to celebrate the hard work and

perseverance of creators in the field. George Romero was the first recipient of

the festival’s Lifetime Achievement Award, followed by other classic

scaremeisters including Rob Zombie, Tobe Hooper, Roger Corman, Herschell Gordon

Lewis, Frank Henenlotter, Robert Englund, Angus Scrimm, Stuart Gordon, and the

beloved late Wes Craven.