Mortal Relics: Or: A Slightly Disjointed Retelling of the Past 600 Years of Our Collective History Kindle Edition

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Looking for something different here is the kindle edition of author Eric Brtko’s latest!

 

Most people agree that our departure from earth was caused by a combination of factors. There was a devastating war between monsters and supermen; ravenous political factions vying for power; and religious zealots saying one thing, and doing quite another. But in a nutshell, we were forced to evacuate the planet because of an uncomfortable feeling in the legs.

We lost earth because of Restless Leg Syndrome.

Just like that, in the blink of an eye, we became a dislocated species, adrift amongst the stars.

Of course, there are those who feel that far deeper, more critical issues were to blame. Some feel that humanity, as a species, had devolved to a level of immaturity never before seen in our collective history. Others believe that our propensity toward overkill had reached terminal velocity.

In actuality, this debate will likely continue until the end of time.

But now, one man offers his unique perspective.

Although he is not one of history’s revered figures, this uncommon individual watched the entire saga unfold.

And thanks to our modern technology, after 600 long years, he is still alive today to tell the tale!

Tune in tonight to hear his story!

 

https://www.amazon.com/Mortal-Relics-Disjointed-Retelling-Collective-ebook/dp/B07FR5LRK2

 

 

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Check out “Winter Legend” from a first time author!!!

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Virgil has always had a knack for finding things – an excellent journalist trait. As the victim of a society that seems far too easily swayed by impressively white teeth, and equally impressive cleavage, Virgil finds himself out of work, and homeless. Desperate for a commission, he accepts an assignment to write a “fluff piece” about the current winter holiday, and its remarkably attractive character. There’s journalistic integrity, and then there’s reality. The man has to eat, you know.
Always the astute investigator, Virgil attacks his assignment with his usual, obsessive zeal. But he quickly discovers that the new holiday’s “bringer of gifts” has no origins, no background. And absolutely nothing seems to explain why she dresses in tight, revealing clothing. Intrigued, he decides to dive deep into the murky waters of the past, to a time when society celebrated a holiday called Christmas. His research uncovers something shocking: Christmas has been completely erased from history!
Virgil becomes obsessed with the long-forgotten myth, thus beginning his epic, global quest to find the Winter Legend.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Winter-Legend-E-S-Brtko-ebook/dp/B00PSLIXRI/ref=asap_B00R09Y3J8?ie=UTF8

Info about the first time author:

E.S. Brtko was born just outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Always the creative type, he discovered a love of music and writing at a very early age. At age 10 he began playing the trumpet, but quickly moved to saxophone. By the time he had reached 16 years of age, Mr. Brtko had taught himself to play several musical instruments. However, his love of writing flourished during his later years of high school, and soon, it became his main focus. He won the coveted Quill and Scroll Award for Journalism twice, and has been published in several magazines.
Mr. Brtko spent the greater part of his early adulthood living in different cities and states, sometimes living out of his repurposed, old, hockey equipment bag. This period fed his adventurous and creative inclinations. He has worked a variety of different jobs – including Sales Manager, Professional Piano Player, and Corporate Trainer. Mr. Brtko published his first novel, “Winter Legend”, in 2014. He has now returned to Pittsburgh, his city of birth, where he lives with his wife and son.

 

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